It's time to play

Startup
Lingo Bingo

To ease those moments when Brad from Biz Dev is speaking in tongues, fire up Startup Lingo Bingo and play along.

How to play:

Whenever you hear one of these classic startup clichés, tap the corresponding square. If you get a line in any direction, you win. Get a full blackout and it might be time to find a new job.

Made with love and irreverence by Damn Good Writers and Sidesupply

Blue Sky Thinking
Don't let reality stop you.
Level Up
Let's level up our free snack game.
Scalability
Yes but WILL IT SCALE?!
Loop Me In
Actually, can you loop me out?
IPO
IPNO
Rockstar
Calm down Mick Jagger.
Flywheel
Uh, Brad... your flywheel is undone.
Ninja
Quick! Samurai-ze that meeting!
Ideate
Wait. What version are we on now?
SoftBank
$100 bazillion is the new billion.
Thought Leader
Yup. Definitely writing this one down.
Synergy
Our synergy is so... synergistic.
Free Beer On Tap
Let's Sync Up
Meet you at my wheelhouse, k?
Hiring Freeze
So we ran outta money....
Game Changer
Office ping pong? Wow! Game changer!
Deck
Let me read you every word.
Soft Launch
Because no one actually cares.
Gamify
Why has no one gamified hospitals?
Recent Departure
Sally is dead to us.
Let's Take This Offline
Code for: Stop talking, I'm hangry.
Crushing It
Ya but have you seen metrics, Dave?
Action items
Wow. What a useful list...
Disrupt
Disruptive cutting-edge next-gen tech
Circle Back
Touching base on the email you ignored.

Certificate of Achievement

This acknowledges that you have

successfully
completed a round of Startup Lingo Bingo.
We won't tell Brad how you feel about his synergy.